Picture the scene. All of my aunties and uncles, cousins, my parents, my little brother (the nice one!) my Gran and my Granddad all sitting a round in a big circle in the lounge. Dr Karen had a prime spot next to my Gran who was nattering away. Everybody is indulging in nibbles, drinks and good converstation.
Into this circle comes my mother's dog, who then proceeds to create a rather unfortunate situation for poor Dr Karen...
You may now guess which of these three options took place:
1...Dr Karen went to stand up, tripped over the dog and spilled an entire
cup of tea over my Gran!
2...my mother's dog cocked it's leg and let rip over Dr Karen's
shoes!
3...my mother's dog stuck his head in Dr Karen's bag and stole a
tampon, which he then proceeded to consume in front of the entire family!
And the answer is... NUMBER TWO! Yay.
