Proper Christmas Decorations

Here is a picture of my Christmas tree. It was tastefully decorated by Dr K and then I put a few finishing flourishes on it.

Can you see the bit's I've added? Ignore Deadpool at the top. 

Here's a closer look:

Is that...? Why yes. Yes it is. 

It's a bauble that I made, featuring that beautiful, christmassy moment when Hans Gruber fell to his death at the Nakatomi Plaza, from the classic christmas movie Die Hard.

And because I'm a kind, and generous blogger, here is a version of the bauble that you can print off and cut out and put on your own Christmas tree. 

You're welcome. 

Rasher

My brother was having a bacon sandwich. What more excuse do I need to mock up a bacon themed tabloid rag?

Admit it... you'd subscribe.

A Tiny, Tiny Tardigrade video!

How would you like me to use my smooth, silky, soothing voice to read you an extract from The Tiny Tiny Tardigrade? You would?  Well you're in luck!

The Badfinger Swearing Chart

As any seasoned writer* will tell you, one of the most important things about writing a book is having a complete understanding of the number of naughty words in it. And what better way to enhance one's understanding, than to break it down in a chart or two?

This is one of the exciting new charts that I produced for Badfinger. It breaks down the usage of naughty words used inside the book, Now, if you're a prude, you can make an informed decision on whether or not you want to read the book. Huzzah.

In other news, Dr K is proof reading the latest, and hopefully last proof copy. Assuming she doesn't find any horrific problems in there, I should be able to submit the book to Amazon really, really soon!

Also, for old-time's sake...

( *Of which I am not one.)

Cover Art

Fancy a sneak peak at the cover art for Badfinger?

What we have here is a pie chart. I counted the words in each section of the book, so each slice is an accurate representation of the content.

I like pie.