I've just got back from the curry house, where I was entertaining my elderly parents and aged aunt and uncle. I'm a bit on the sleepy side and can't really be bothered to write a proper blog post.
Instead, here's a list of things that happened to me today:
1. The milk on my morning cereal tricked me into thinking it hadn't gone off.
2. I had a bacon bun at work to make up for it!
3. I mended a till in Poundstretcher.
4. I enjoyed some awesome triple-layered doughnuts... No, not edible ones. They were a pie chart variation I recently discovered in the wilds of Excel. Expect a blog post featuring them some time soon!
5. I stole a courier's pen.
6. A workmate turned up on my doorstep this evening with free cake.
7. I was mugged by said workmate's children.
8. I drank four cups of tea today. Four is not enough, even if 3 of them were pints.
9. I had curry in my favourite curry house with my favourite girlfriend, my favourite parents and my favourite aunt and uncle on my favourite father's side.
Hah. Excellent. I got all the way to nine, so I don't need to tell you about the horrible, horrible fart I did in the car on the way home which almost killed Dr K.
1 comment:
free cake AND honeycomb - don't forget the honeycomb (or naked crunchie, as I call it!)
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