The Relative Horribleness Of Foreign Sweets #18: Nederlands Redux

You may remember that when I previously reviewed sweets from the Nederlands, I discovered that they were actually from England.

Now I've had the opportunity to check out some real Dutch sweets. Look:


I imagine that Schuimkabouters is Dutch for 'miniature severed gnome heads'.


And this is what they looked like in person. Severed gnome heads. Why the very thought of them made my mouth water.

Sadly, they were made of goddamn liquorice. LIQUORICE! Why do they hate me so much??? It was like chewy, sugar coated weasel leavings! Ugh.

I hate you, Nederlands. Here - have a 1 out of 5 and a big fat RED! You should never have come back for a second try!