A Tiny, Tiny Tardigrade video!

How would you like me to use my smooth, silky, soothing voice to read you an extract from The Tiny Tiny Tardigrade? You would?  Well you're in luck!

The Badfinger Swearing Chart

As any seasoned writer* will tell you, one of the most important things about writing a book is having a complete understanding of the number of naughty words in it. And what better way to enhance one's understanding, than to break it down in a chart or two?

This is one of the exciting new charts that I produced for Badfinger. It breaks down the usage of naughty words used inside the book, Now, if you're a prude, you can make an informed decision on whether or not you want to read the book. Huzzah.

In other news, Dr K is proof reading the latest, and hopefully last proof copy. Assuming she doesn't find any horrific problems in there, I should be able to submit the book to Amazon really, really soon!

Also, for old-time's sake...

( *Of which I am not one.)

Cover Art

Fancy a sneak peak at the cover art for Badfinger?

What we have here is a pie chart. I counted the words in each section of the book, so each slice is an accurate representation of the content.

I like pie.