Pedicures

What the hell is this fish pedicure thing that's popping up in shopping centres everywhere? As far as I can tell, you pay to let some fish chew on your feet and this, apparently is a good thing.

You know what they call fish that eat human flesh? They call them piranhas or, if they're a bit bigger, fucking SHARKS!

Could it be that the Fish Lady has teamed up with the Evil Cartel Of Evil in order to further a somewhat bizarre piscine amputatory method of world domination?