Daz Management

During all the chaos of our office move yesterday, I came across this memo which appears to have been circulated by senior management to everyone but me!

I wasn't able to get all of it, but I did manage to snap off a couple of pictures before anyone noticed.  You can click on them to make them bigger:

I have a feeling that it would go very badly for me if I let on that I have no idea what this 'Vegas' incident is.

Mum's the word!