What Are You Waiting For?

Are you ever in your car, sitting behind someone at a junction or a roundabout wondering why the hell they're not pulling out even though there's a space the size of the Titanic? And another one! And another one!

Or maybe you've been second in the queue at the post office and the dozy bint in front of you is staring vacantly into space while the free cashier is desperately trying to get her attention.

Maybe you've found yourself holding the door for someone who dawdles down the corridor without a care in the world, while you waste precious seconds of your life.

Whatever it is that someone's failing to get the fuck on with in front of you, perhaps they're waiting for an actual written invitation.

Like this one:

Feel free to print this out and keep it on your person to hand to the next idiot to hold you up!