1. Give him a cuppa to shut him up. The big mugs are best.
2. Buy him toys to keep him occupied and out of trouble. These are an essential part of birthdays and Christmas presents and PS3 games are best because they last for a longer time.
3. Allow Dazza to be in main control of the skybox and what TV is viewed.
4. Buy the occasional Pepperami fire stick as a surprise.
5. Do not disturb Dazza when he's having poo time.
6. Do not come between Dazza and his pussy. Respect the Roach!
7. If Dazza wants curry for tea then curry is what you are having for tea.
8. Don't force Dazza to drive long distance. Offer to drive if he's looking tired or bored.
9. Never ever let Eastenders on the TV... even just the sound of it upsets Dazza's delicate constitution (Same can be said for cheesy pop music).
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