My Inner Monologue

I have a very active* inner monologue.

In the time it takes me to answer a simple question, my brain has a whole conversation with itself, often going off on strange and unexpected tangents. That's why I frequently appear to make no sense**.

Here's a couple of examples (click on them for larger versions):

On the other hand, sometimes my inner monologue doesn't even get a word in edgeways:

* (Much more active than me. If I was as active as my inner monologue, I'd be slim and fit. I am not active.)

** (Well, actually, it's about 50:50. Sometimes it's my inner monologue and the rest of the time I really am just not making any sense.)