Gullibility

So the other day I was being told by a mate about a work colleague who had fallen for one of these Advance Fee Scams. In honour of our more moronic friends, I have prepared the following missive:

DEAR GULLIBLE NUMPTYSIR

I HAVE BEEN GIVEN YOUR NAME IN GOOD FAITH AS A RISPECTABLE BUSNESS MAN AND WOULD LIKE TO ENGAGE YOU SERVISES IN A FRAUDULENT TRANSACITION.

I AM PRINCE ADOWULIE OLOWOYA SMITH A MANAGING DIRECTOR OF THE POTS AND PANS DIVISION OF SOME DODGY SOUNDING BANK IN A COUNTRY YOU HAVE NEVER HERD OF. I AM PLANNING TO STEAL A ZILLION QUID FROM THE BANK. NORMILY I WOUL THINK UP A CONVOLUTED STORY ABOUT CUSTOMERS POPPING THERE CLOGS WITHOUT LEVING A WILL OR A BUSIONESS DEAL GON PECYOOLIAR, BUT FRANKLY, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED BECUS I AM COUNTIN ON YOU TO LOOK AT THE ENORMUS NUMBERR OF ZEROES IN THIS FIGURE WHAT I HAVE HIGHLITED IN BOLD TO MAKE IT LOOK MOR CONVINCING: $50,000,000,000.

IF YOU HELP ME STEAL THIS MONEY I WILL LET YOU HAVE SOME OF IT.

I AM AN HONEST FRAUDSTER AND OF COURSE I WILL NOT RIP YOU OFF.

GOD BLESS YOU AND ALL YOUR PETS