He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty duck!

Whilst walking in the countryside with a certain young lady at the weekend, we came across a rather peculiar and somewhat revelatory sight.


No, your eyes do not deceive you. Those ducks really are walking on water. Frankly, I see this as a miracle and absolute incontrovertible evidence that God does, in fact, exist and that the End Times are upon us!

Or something.

Anyway, immediately after the miraculous walking on water incident, one of these messianic avians wandered over with a bunch of loaves and a bag of fish and started blathering on about how the Pacemakers were especially blessed.

There is a possibility that certain portions of this blog entry are fictional. But the picture is real, I promise!