It's disguised itself as a really creepy owl, but really it's working for the The Evil Cabal Of Evil. I'm certain of it!
It stalks me when I drink tea in the garden.
It stalks me while I sleep.
It stalks me in the shower.
It stalks me when I use my computer.
It stalks me when I drive.
It stalks me in the kitchen.
It stalks me when I read.
Sometimes it gets it's friends to stalk me.
It stalks me when I watch Telly.
It stalks me when I go for walks.
It even stalks me when I drop the kids off at the pool.
I'm at my wits end. I haven't heard anything from the Cabal all year. They must have something big planned...
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