Children In The Office

Some dozy bint has just decided that it's a good idea to bring her
child into the office. All I've heard for the last hour are things
like "Do you want to show Kim your Blankie" and strange gurgling
noises accompanied by high pitched squeaking from the little creature
itself.

Here's an analogy for you:

Going for a poo is a natural bodily function (do you see where I'm
going with this yet?).

Vomiting is a natural bodily function.

Sneezing is a natural bodily function.

Would you then take the product of these natural bodily functions and
show them round the office? I think not.

So why do parents feel the need to take the product of their natualy
bodily functions (i.e. childbirth)and show them round the office, eh?

Our reaction to children in the office should be the same as that to a
turd or pool of sick in the office - i.e. "Ewwwww. Gross."

I may post this on the Bored Board and see if anyone else has the same opinion.