Yeah. This is a dumb one. I'm dumb.
This lunchtime I grabbed my coat and headed out to lunch only to discover...
...that I'd flagrantly stolen someone else's coat!
I only noticed about halfway down the street when I stuck my hands in the pocket and found a pair of woolly gloves inside. Whilst similar to mine (in that it was long and black), it was clearly more expensive, having a patterned gold lining and a generally better fit. My suspicion is that it belonged to one of the senior managers in the office.
Still. I snuck it back on the coat hanger when I got back. Nobody mentioned it, so i think I got away with it.
Next week, I shall try stealing a lady's coat...
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