After a day of undertaking important world changing activities: monitoring television boadcasts that we'd failed to watch in the week for potential intelligence leaks (no problems there, I can assure you), executing a vital incursion on the biscuit barrel (the custard creams had been threatening to invade the bourbon's territory for some time, whilst the bourbons had been threatening to deploy WMDs in retaliation - our peacekeeping operation ensured that neither party would be causing trouble again) and dealing with the world's tea surplus by drinking vast quantities of it; we rendezvoused with our allies in the North and West (Stead and Woolie, respectively) and performed a reconnaissance sortie into the demilitarised territory of Cribbs Causeway where we carried out an observation of footage pertaining to the comic book character 'Hellboy'.
Interference was caused by the infiltration of the audience by a large group of infant guerrilla militia who engaged in tapping, coughing, rustling and giggling activities, presumably in an attempt to provoke a violent reation from us which would have given away our position. Fortunately, we (and by 'we' I mean Stead) were able to curtail our (his) natural reaction and we remained undiscovered. The footage was excellent.
Upon completing our observation of this footage we were able to make a discrete withdrawal to our vehicle, whereupon we proceeded into hostile territory (locally known as the Stoker's pub car-park) in a successful effort to obtain supplies. Supplies obtained, we retreated to Woolie's HQ whereupon we refueled and retired to our respective barracks.
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