Irkings - Part Eight - Marcockmite (this post contains extreme grossness)

I may have mentioned before that I really dislike Marmite.

It's horrible stuff.  It looks horrible.  It smells horrible.  It tastes horrible.  there's really nothing about it that isn't horrible.

I'm going to tell you a little secret about Marmite.  It's pretty gross, so stop reading if you have a weak constitution.  This is 100% true!*

Still here?  Okay then.

Marmite is what you get when a skanky ho wipes from back to front.

Still want to put it on your toast?

Well that was an awesome way to finish my week of daily blog posts.

You got what you wanted.  Now leave me alone for a week!

( *by which I mean 100% made up! )