Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Late night zombie shopping

Going to the supermarket late at night is quite a spooky experience.

Rather than being a bustling hive of activity, where you struggle to find a parking space and then have to fight your way through hordes of inconsiderate shoppers doing the same, you arrive in a deserted car park that is more reminiscent of a zombie movie.

The illusion is maintained when you enter the supermarket to see the dregs of staff slouched over their tills and one or two shoppers shuffling around like the living dead.

Still, fighting off the zombie horde is preferable to fighting off the chav shopping horde any day.

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