A Fishy Post

While I was away in sunny London yesterday, an amusing conversation took place back in Bristol. It was relayed to me by a workmate and took place in the canteen:

Man: What's on the menu today?
Dinner Lady: Fish.
Man: Mmm. What sort of fish?
Dinner Lady: Well we have normal fish and we have fish goujons.
Man: Goujons? What are they?
Dinner Lady: Umm... Small fish.

In case you need further clarification, please see the diagram below: