Saturday, January 08, 2011

How to grade a fart (or burp)

As recently detailed in the House Rules, bodily expulsions of gas, whether oral or anal should be graded. To assist with this, I propose the attached grading structure:

Either one, two or three points are awarded for each of the duration, stinkiness and hilariousness of the burp or fart, with one extra point awarded if it's wet. So, in order to achieve a full ten out of ten, one must achieve a lengthy, eye-bleedingly stinky, LMAO inducing wet one.

Got that?

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