David's Post

This is a post for a chap called David.

I'm told that he reads my blog in bed every night and doesn't like it when it's late. Well, it's late tonight, David. How'd you like them apples?

Actually, I'm quite gratified that anyone reads this nonsense at all. I'm not very funny or even particularly eloquent and my posts are full of rookie typos. I basically type a bunch of banal, sometimes vaguely bigoted nonsense every day and sometimes add a picture.

So anyway - David, this one's especially for you. Today you are my number one fan! Here's a big kiss:



There, wasn't that nice, eh?