I've heard a lot of talk in the media about it being something called 'International Women's Day'. I'm not really sure what International Women's Day is, but it sounds quite sinister. Perhaps some sort of international synchronisation event?
Anyway, I want to make it absolutely clear to everybody. Today is NOT International Women's Day.
It's Pancake Day.
Today is the day when we commemorate the invention of pancakes by the Baby Jesus!
We celebrate this historic event by scoffing down as many pancakes as we can until we are either sick or explode. These pancakes MUST be home made. If you buy pre-made pancakes for Pancake Day then you are committing a grave sin and the Baby Jesus won't love you any more and you will go to HELL!
There are some people who believe that the Baby Jesus did not in fact, invent the pancake, but there is plenty of evidence to back it up. Look at all those images of holy people that have giant floating pancakes behind their heads!
Women are, of course welcome to partake in these festivities but should not think for a moment that it's all about them!
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