On Monday, one of my colleagues asked me what I would be wearing on Wednesday evening for the supper and networking session. She went on to enquire whether or not I would be wearing jeans for the Friday morning session.
I'd like to be clear about something right now:
I don't have a vagina. Look, here's a diagram that clearly shows my lack of any sort of vaginal accoutrements.
I dont have a vagina because I'm not one of the womenfolk and as such I have no idea what I'll be wearing tomorrow, let alone three days from now. It very much depends on what doesn't smell.
Here is a photograph of my bag:
Oh look, it's empty... I haven't packed it yet because I don't got a vagina!
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