Dazza vs The Teabag

I just got a small paper cut:


I know, I know. A paper cut is hardly an event to write home about, but I think the circumstances surrounding this particular paper cut render it noteworthy.

Because I got it from a tea bag.

Unlikely, I hear you say. But it's true. One minute I was making tea and the next, my finger was gushing blood. 'Gushing' is probably an overstatement. 'Oozing steadily' is probably more accurate. 'Seeping slightly' is probably even more accurate.

This is evidence that tea is a real man's drink. Forget whisky or beer, there's no risk involved in drinking them. Tea, though. That's a dangerous drink!