Wednesday, May 04, 2011

How To Use Your Toilet

This notice has recently appeared in our office toilets:



It's of great concern to us that someone feels that we need instructions on how to use the toilet facilities. Obviously there's one or more users of our office toilets that don't know how to use them properly and feel the need to poo whilst precariously perched on the toilet seat and pointing their bum in some unconventional direction or some such nonsense.

That said, if there are people out there who need instructional documentation for toilet use, perhaps a simple picture based notice would be more appropriate.

With that in mind...


A 3 Step Guide To Using Your Toilet










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