You're the best cat I've ever known.
When I met you, you were really tiny,
But since then you've bloody grown!
You're black, so you look like Darth Vader
Or a miniature Batman.
You're even cooler than Fonzy,
And you could take down Jackie Chan!
Yeah, Roach, you're such a splendid cat.
There ain't no other cat quite like you
Even though once got quite fat
You've slimmed down and now it's quite true:
You are the best cat in the world.
Rochester you're brilliant,
And now you've grown much older
You don't run round like a youngster
But you're now wise like Yoda.
Oh, and when I look at you,
I just think you're so fantastic.
Even though you can't meow
And your hips have gone all spastic.
You're still the best cat in the world!
Now that you think you've experienced everything that this poem has to offer, go back and sing it to the tune of 'Summer of 69'.
Yeah. It's that good!
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