Dazza vs The Lie-In

So this week, I'm on holiday. My plan is to bum around a lot. And have lots of lie-ins.

Here's how the first lie-in of my week off went:

7:00 - Dr K leaves for work

7:05 - Rochester sits on my back while Dexter meows in my face.


7:10 - Dexter starts a fight with Rochester. On my back.


7:15 - Rochester vomits on the bedroom rug.


7:16 - I give up on my lie-in, clean up the vomit, throw the cats outside and watch the Karate Kid instead!