What made them think that it was a good idea to put a great big gong at the bottom of the escalators in John Lewis, with a mallet just sitting there, waiting to be percussively abused?
Oh, okay, the mallet was technically tied down, but that was never going to be an obstacle, was it?
Can you guess what happened next?
Let's just say that it drew some stern looks from the staff.
Dr K would like you to know that John Lewis also sell a nice line of cock rock:
That's all you're getting today!
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